Background: My good friend Nic, who is completely enviable in all that she does, hosts a weekly morning show in metro StL. Recently, they filmed five minutes of footage about the local eagles and such, but when they were cutting it, the wind ruined, like, more than half their tape. So some of Nic's co-workers, including the head camera guy and the director, wrote this seemingly earnest song about eagles to compensate for all the missed time. Yes, this actually AIRED. It is, like, straight out of South Park and should be viewed by the world.