Wow, O.J. Simpson just gets wackier and wackier. For those not wanting to waste their time on the link to this fecking monstrosity of hubris and bile, here it is in summation:

"I'm O.J, I'm awesome! (I love Justin Timberlake!) And I may or may not have banged Anna Nicole Smith two years ago, but even if I did, my sperm is sloooow on the scene ... isn't that the best joke you've ever heard, ever?!! I'm totally kidding (except about the banging part - natch!), and I'm in completely good taste..."

"...but you know what, as I continue this hilarity - don't test Daniwhoozitz for Simpson DNA (now why does that phrase sound familiar?) because I don't want Fred Goldman going after the Smith family fortune! Ah, that rascally Fred Goldman ... why won't he just leave me alone! Live and let liv--- Oh."